Al Nixon Humor in a time of Covid

Once again, our contributing writer, former client now forever friend, offers up a bit of humor. Like many others, he has been confined to his home, alone, with rare outside ventures. We realize how sad and difficult this tine has been for many.

But for those who manage, support and worry about our clients, our caregivers and their families, there has never been a time when we needed a good laugh.

Once again Al, Thanks for being our friend.

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven’t decided where to go for the holiday. The Living Room or The Bedroom

PS: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... We laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine..... will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 10: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat

I’m so excited – it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”.... I’m offended.

REMEMBER, NO STORM LASTS FOREVER. HOLD TIGHT. ■