For Men & Women with a Sense of Humor

Another contribution by our friend Al Nixon, widower of a beloved former client, now a permanent friend of our company and a regular contributor to our newsletter - Once again, Thank You, Al!!

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!!”
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A prospective husband in a bookstore: “Do you have a book called ‘Husband - the Master of the House?’”

Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 2nd floor!”
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”
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Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough!
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A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians; they can change anything…….. into an argument.
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Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A student replied: “Because Women don’t have a wife!”
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?” The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake! “ ■